Scorned Bridgnorth husband puts ALL of his wife's possessions on eBay in revenge
A husband from Bridgnorth has taken revenge on his "cheating wife" by putting everything she owns for sale on eBay.
The anonymous man, who goes by the name Calibristeve on the online site described the collection clothes and shoes as a "complete job lot of possessions belonging to my cheating ex w***e of a wife," adding "I really do not care".
He also put her convertible Smart car on eBay, with bids now in excess of £1,400.
Bidding for the clothes reached £185 before Calibristeve said it was taken doewn by eBay because there was swearing in the description.
In the advert for the car, he says his ex-wife left him for her personal trainer, who "looks like Beppe from Eastenders (remember him?)".
'Welcome to my eBay listing for this absolute disgrace of a car, which is the only thing of any value I have left after my darling ex left me in ruins," he says.
'This ridiculous piece of German engineered campness would ideally suit any hairdresser/florist or person with little or no dignity.
He adds: 'I hate this car nearly as much as I hate my ex who I bought it for, and to be honest she didn't like it that much either so she took my car in the split.'
In the advert Calibristeve explains he is 6ft 4ins tall and weighs 32 stone, adding: "I have a reputation as a geezer to maintain, but actually, I physically can't drive this car, I look like Donkey Kong from Mario Kart."
He adds: "You could buy this car for someone else as a gift, especially if you don't like them very much and you wanted them to leave you all alone and sad, as apparently that is the effect it has."
He then reveals he intends to use the proceeds of the sale to "commission the services" of prostitutes in their marital home and buy enough Scotch whisky to "drink myself into a coma".
